I hope everyone is prepared to celebrate tomorrow, January 14th in a proper fashion. If not, I am posting a day early to give you the opportunity to not bungle this whole thing completely. I look forward to THIS day each and every year. Are you ready for this? It is Dress Up Your Pet Day AND Organize Your House Day. It’s BOTH. On the same day!
I am not sure which of these occasions tickles my funny bone more. On one hand, I get to see pets, specifically dogs walking up and down the street in ridiculous fashions. There is nothing funnier than seeing a Rottweiler or a Schnauzer dressed in an argyle sweater or a Poodle in a raincoat. You might think I am heartless to be so gleeful over the spectacle these animals make. Puh-lease. I have lost count of the number of times I have been peed on by dogs of all shapes and sizes. Therefore, I urge you to run to the nearest pet store so that you can buy something horribly embarrassing for your pet to wear tomorrow. I’ll be the gnome under the tree…laughing.
You are probably scratching your head trying to figure out why I care about Organize Your House Day. It is simple really. Gnomes are amazing organizers. Why do you think your shed always looks so nice? Have you ever considered letting us in on cold winter nights so that we don’t have to deal with icicles dripping off our noses? If you did let us inside, you would be amazed at how much organizing we would do in exchange for a little warmth. However, winter after winter we sit outside in the elements. Therefore, I guess you will need to go buy extra garbage bags, bins, and storage boxes and work all the live long day.
Happy Organizing everyone…but PLEASE make sure you leave enough time to dress your pet. I’ll be watching.
