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Kooka “La Munga” the Tiki Gnome

This little native gnome can be found around the Caribbean islands, visiting his fellow tribes-gnomes in surrounding coves by raft. Kooka loves living the island life and plays a mean steeldrum beat. Bring him to your home today and his presence will enhance the taste of any pina colada

Haddock the Swordsman

Haddock is one of our strongest gnome warriors. If you don’t feel secure with a miniature, 247 year-old swordsman tromping throughout your home or office and defending your honor by the way of the (tiny) blade, then I don’t know how you sleep at night. In fact, you might want to get two Haddocks…can’t be too careful!

Runic the Axe-Wielding Gnome

What does a gnome need with an axe? Sometimes, it’s just nice to know you can make very small, precise cuts with the fervor of a warrior. Runic is always good to have by when you have one of those days that just feel way too much like an ongoing battle.

Liutenant Sweeney Salvatone

You may think that the rocket pack on his back gives him the power to patrol the skies; but you would be wrong. It is in fact his little gnome heart that drives him to fly the good flight, and fight the good fight. Propelled by the Gnome Code of Honor: “No Hat, No Mercy,” he patrols the skies daily, steadfastly united with his brethren…

This Gnome is 15" tall.

Colonel Bramwell Bridges

Generally speaking, gnomes are peace-loving creatures that prefer civility to all-out warfare. Once a gnome has been crossed however, they can be ferocious warriors. Colonel Bramwell Bridges knows conflict well. In a secret training camp in an undisclosed backyard or forest, he perfects his tools and tactics. Utilizing his steam-powered sniper cannon and lifting pack, Colonel Bridges can pick off targets from afar with destructive accuracy. Be it in open-garden warfare, bedroom battles, or cubicle conflicts, Colonel Bramwell Bridges is the secret weapon of the Gnome Liberation Army. Fighting in tandem with Sweeney, his brother-in-arms, there are literally no remains to clean up after.

Little Gno-Bama

This little gnome bears a striking resemblance to a certain President in human politics, and is taking advantage of this likeness; going even as far as to change his name. The Obama gnome is a strong advocate for gnome democracy and has a message of freedom to deliver to the vastly different groups, races, and types of gnomes that inhabit North America. His powers of diplomacy unite even the most stubborn gnomes with his cause for a free gnome nation.

12" Kooka “La Munga” the Tiki Gnome

This little native gnome can be found around the Caribbean islands, visiting his fellow tribes-gnomes in surrounding coves by raft. Kooka loves living the island life and plays a mean steel drum beat. Bring him to your home today and his presence will enhance the taste of any pina colada.

This Gnome is 12" tall and incredibly awesome.