Funny Lawn, Yard, Battle & Army Gnomes - GardenGnomeWorld

Is your Gnome band missing some melody?  Search gnome more.  This musical little Garden Gnome can teach those songbirds a thing or two.  This musical gnome is widely recognized to have taught Johann Joachim Quantz everything he knew about being a world renowned flautist.  Don't just take our word for it though, adopt him yourself and liven up your yard.

Generally speaking, gnomes are peace-loving creatures that prefer civility to all-out warfare. Once a gnome has been crossed however, they can be ferocious warriors. Colonel Bramwell Bridges knows conflict well. In a secret training camp in an undisclosed backyard or forest, he perfects his tools and tactics. Utilizing his steam-powered sniper cannon and lifting pack, Colonel Bridges can pick off targets from afar with destructive accuracy. Be it in open-garden warfare, bedroom battles, or cubicle conflicts, Colonel Bramwell Bridges is the secret weapon of the Gnome Liberation Army. Fighting in tandem with Sweeney, his brother-in-arms, there are literally no remains to clean up after.

Consider this Gnome a goodwill ambassador of sorts.  Armed only with his walking stick and basket capable of holding several feedings of birdseed he is quite popular amongst natures furry little friends.  Placing him in your lawn or garden and ensuring his goodwill basket is well stocked will ensure some of his reflective glory rubs off on you and your yard too.  This Garden Gnome is a favorite among Gnome enthusiasts, birds, squirrels, and connoisseurs alike.

Haddock is one of our strongest gnome warriors. If you don’t feel secure with a miniature, 247 year-old swordsman tromping throughout your home or office and defending your honor by the way of the (tiny) blade, then I don’t know how you sleep at night. In fact, you might want to get two Haddocks…can’t be too careful!