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Zombie Gnomes!!! They’ve arrived!

Zombie Gnome Crawler

After much struggle -- our zombie gnomes (and sole survivor gnome) have finally arrived! The epic battle for your lawn has reached new and exciting levels with the arrival of … [Read more...]

Battle Gnomes are back in stock!

Hammer battle gnome

Thanks to a hard-working group of carrier pigeons we are pleased to announce the arrival of our battle gnomes! We've got them *all* back in stock. Adopt one, adopt all three, … [Read more...]

Garden Gnomes Frequently Asked Questions – GardenGnomeWorld

So why Gnomes? Our miniature unicorn business had trouble collateralizing our debt obligations and flipping them on the open markets so we had to move on.   Who … [Read more...]