Is Romney too good looking to be a gnome? Some of the other gnome candidates may say so, but we think a gnome should be judged by the content of his character and his ability to fend off trolls. Check out that look of determination on Romney Gnome's face! Trolls and other woodland pests don't stand a chance.
This little native gnome can be found around the Caribbean islands, visiting his fellow tribes-gnomes in surrounding coves by raft. Kooka loves living the island life and plays a mean steel drum beat. Bring him to your home today and his presence will enhance the taste of any pina colada.
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This Gnome is 12" tall and incredibly awesome.
We can't make any promises, but with the President of the United States on your front lawn, meetings with the Homeowner’s Association should go a lot more smoothly. Sure, Obama Gnome may not be the most intimidating lawn ornament out there, but look at that ingratiating smile! He's ready to shake hands and kiss babies on your behalf.
Unlike his less patient brother -- this Garden Gnome is happy to wait. In fact take your time. He'll contently stare at passing butteflies, shiny objects, even that little patch of grass over there. He's just a happy, content, and patient Garden Gnome. You could bring him home with you and really get that Garden Chi of yours all in order, or you couldn't, it's really up to you on this one.
